The nation sits in judgement.

Every public dunny, servo stop and shopping-centre loo in Australia, rated.

  1. 5Immaculate
  2. 4Well kept
  3. 3Serviceable
  4. 2Compromised
  5. 1Condemned

How the register proceeds

Locate a facility

Open the map and inspect what's nearby: setting, access, hours, and the standing grade. Filter to a minimum grade when you can't afford a gamble.

File your grading

Tap a score from one to five and you're done in ten seconds. Stay for the particulars: flush, paper ply, dryer force, ambience. A full report with photograph earns 40 merit.

Honours are conferred

Gradings feed the state leaderboards. The finest facility in the land holds the Golden Throne. The worst is fitted for the Brown Crown, publicly, until it improves.

Inside the app

Search by criteria
Filing a grading
The honours board

The honours

Certificates are issued weekly and entered in the public ledger. There are two.

THE GOLDEN THRONE · GRADE I · AUSTRALIA · MMXXVI ·

The Golden Throne

Held by the highest-graded facility in the land until it is bettered. Grade I. There is no Grade II.

THE BROWN CROWN · CONDEMNED · AUSTRALIA · MMXXVI ·

The Brown Crown

Worn by the lowest. Remains on display until improvements are certified on site.

NSWMMXXVI VICMMXXVI QLDMMXXVI WAMMXXVI SAMMXXVI TASMMXXVI ACTMMXXVI NTMMXXVI

State and territory honours are struck annually.

Take your seat.

Throne is free on iOS and Android.